Once upon a time I had a life. I read books. Watched films. Had friends that spoke in sentences longer than 140 characters. Then one day I succumbed to the temptation and signed up to Twitter. This is my story. A story of a Tweeb.
Tweeb
Every morning before I eat
I log in to my PC to send my first tweet
I tell the world (166 followers, 2 new and 3 unfollowed overnight)
About how I like my #cupoftea
About my life that is pretty much that – 80% dull, 20% twee
What can I say, I’m a modern breed who suffers from
An inexplicable urge to tweet
I show off my #cuteasabutton young – #minime but better
Which earns me more favourites than @MyFrenemy
When my phone needs a rest – I pause. I fret.
My life is slipping away
Weeks roll on, I tweet, kids play
What can I say, I’m a modern breed who suffers from
An inexplicable urge to tweet
When it comes to current issues and crafts
(let’s be honest) I’m a bit daft
I want to be clever, popular and witty
Trendy and re-tweeted by tweety-celebrity
What can I say, I’m a modern breed who suffers from
An inexplicable urge to tweet
I check every follower – don’t you dare
To unfollow me – I can be scary. I swear.
Now if you excuse me – I know it’s unhealthy
I’ve tried to quit but I’m a bit of a tweeb.
My tea is cold and my children dirty
Their dad ran off with a guy called Bertie
I have to admit my defeat
What can I say, I’m a modern breed who suffers from
An inexplicable urge to tweet
That is BRILLIANT!! Love it 🙂
Thank you 😉
This made me laugh! I love the rhythm of it, very clever.
Thank you 🙂
That is BRILLIANT! And you have pretty much summed up my life – you will not eb alone on that one! I remember when I did stuff, had things to talk about… pretty much every sentence starts with… ‘I saw this thing on {insert twitter/fb/pinterest)…’ it’s becoming pathetic! lol xx LOVE IT.
Thanks 🙂 it’s not that bad a life…!x
Lol very good. #PoCoLo
Glad you enjoyed it!
Like it! You are not alone! #PoCoLo
Cheers 😉
That is absolutely brilliant! Brought a big smile to my face this morning!
Excellent! Thank you 🙂
Enjoyed reading this this morning, after first checking Twitter! #PoCoLo
Lol!
This brightened up my morning-thank you! #PoCoLo
Mission completed then 🙂
This is brilliant and I can so relate to it! I am addicted to Twitter!
Popping over from PoCoLO.
Thank you – will be over soon 🙂
Love this, it sounds a teeny bit familiar! Having a lunchtime browse via PoCoLo.
Lol – glad you liked it 🙂
lol lol i think you must be in my head!! .. damn twitter
Bad Twitter very bad 🙂
You know it’s bad when you instantly start to condense every magic moment into a 140 character tweet. Or when you feel the need to develop a gesture to represent the hash tag in real life. #sad
Ha ha – I want to see that gesture!!!
Lol love it xx
Thank you 🙂
Love it! Thanks for linking this to #PoCoLo (what would we do without hashtags?!) 🙂
Our lives would be a misery 🙂
Oh this is so funny and so completely true – popping over from #PoCoLO
Thank you 🙂
Ha ha brilliant and all I can say is – you’re not alone!
ha ha ha – the modern family problems… 😉
Very funny and all oh-so-true!
oh apart from the fact my man hasn’t run off with Bertie… soz about that 😉
Lol to that!
Ha! So true! Twitter is a dangerous beast indeed.
Lol – definitely! Sometimes I scroll through the feeds just to see what people are up to and 2 hours later I am still there …sigh
I think you have summed up many bloggers feelings here! Brilliant poem 🙂 Thank you so much for linking to PoCoLo x
Lol – always a pleasure 🙂
Hee hee, sends a shiver! So much captured about the dark side of the tweet! I’m on a twitter diet at the moment, it’s like the 5:2 but with less calories #MBPW
Ha ha – I love the idea and may give it a go!
This is superb! Tweeting it right away!
Lol – thanks 🙂